butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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