I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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