is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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