He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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