is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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