So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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