I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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