i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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