And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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