Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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