i don't like sucking hair
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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