can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
