forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Randomize
