so explain again why im purple
no
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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