There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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