If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Can I color on your dick again?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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