I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
we're so committed to being not committed
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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