don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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