do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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