awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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