I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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