toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Pooping to opera.
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