i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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