im holly from the hills drunk
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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