I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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