Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
...so i touched it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
