I heard we made out
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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