i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm both gender and math confused
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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