new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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