I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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