sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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