this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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