whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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