Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I currently don't understand fingers.
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