Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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