Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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