we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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