So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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