What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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