Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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