at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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