Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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