I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
