Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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