Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
