your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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