She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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