So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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