oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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