dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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