Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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