my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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